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May 23 2018

youeitherskateoryoudie:

miracleman701:

youeitherskateoryoudie:

28-larry:

youeitherskateoryoudie:

i hate when ur in public somewhere and something goes mildly wrong/something inconvenient happens and the nearest baby boomer tries to get you to complain with them

what does this even mean

EXAMPLE:

you are in line at mcdonalds. its really busy and the employees are overwhelmed. it’s taking a long time. you are minding your own business. the old man in line next to you says to you, “boy, this is absolutely ridiculous, isn’t it? these kids working just dont know what they’re doing. Or they just dont care…” you awkwardly nod and take a step to the side

It’s called small talk, older people don’t have their nose buried in phones and in recent human history it was customary to talk to people 

its not small talk its shit talking employees right in front of them theres a difference between “hows the weather?” and “god these people are terrible at their job and they just dont care i could do this job better when i was their age and they want to be paid 15 DOLLARS AN HOUR???!!! [loud angry grumbling” 

and i dont even have a damn smart phone i just dont like making employees feel bad for shit they cant control because i have like, some basic decency and patience

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shaddydraws:

Their Dance

hungwy:

liviajanedazed:

hungwy:

Bone massage… I want soft bones

no you don’t, bitch.

*jiggles and flops towards you* what? Huh?

bettieleetwo:

sauvamente:

ourblackisgold:

sauvamente:

thinkmillionsmakemillions:

robregal:

freeandformed:

freeandformed:

if you’re reading this

a lump sum of money is on the way to you

  • it happened today, damn that was like 3 days maybe?

It Works the money is on its way!

Need this.

Of course

It worked tho

I just won $500 off a scratch Ticket lottery.

ENERGY

taking no chances with the energy

unicornkin:

Tfw there’s still kin drama in 2018

all trans boys are handsome as fuck

thehomosexuals:

•pre-hrt? handsome!
•post-op? dang!
•poc? stunning!
•chubby? wonderful!
•long hair? dazzling!
•trans boys in general? all boyfriend material!

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humoristics:

*UPDATING…*

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itsnotthatcompelling:

manhood:

She is giving us a LOOK

is this princess leia?

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jessyulrich:

virtueofjoy:

kittensinswimmingpool:

inuyiffsha:

daringdraconicdeity:

inuyiffsha:

princess-oblivion:

fxxknart:

iwiazumi:

chinesegook:

tomblogger:

8oba:

chinesegook:

I reblogged this once and found $999 on the floor.

Reblog the Money Susie and you’ll have money coming your way too 💵💵

Holy shit I just won the lottery this really works

How do you find $999 on the floor?

I Reblogged The Money Susie Thats How .

DO NOT!!! SCROLL PAST!!! THIS!! REALLY!! WORKS!!
i didnt really believe in things like these but when i saw it on my dash i thought, well, why not, ive really been needing money for the new game i want to buy anyway. and i hit reblog. the next day my mom gave me $100 in CASH and when i asked her why she said that she just felt like increasing my allowance!!i dont know if shes going to keep on giving me $100 allowance so im reblogging again just to make sure

Fuck it

Does it work?!!! Or is it a fraud?!

Those Who Question The Money Susie Will Suffer 500 Million Years Of Debt

The real question is why the heck she stuffed money up her nose do you hAVE ANY IDEA WHERE THAT’S BEEN?

Hi

Wtf why does this work???

I need some money so….

lalody:

Lowkey (highkey) reached that point where if the book doesn’t have gay then I don’t want it.

persona-evo:

mellenabrave:

mellenabrave:

purpletiger15:

therobotmonster:

chaosinacoffeecup:

bairnsidhe:

stinson-png:

“Girls want a Superman, but they walk past a Clark Kent every day”

You fuckin CLOWNS think you’re a CLARK KENT? Not on my fuckin watch. You dumb, headass motherfuckers are barely a Guy Gardner and you think you’re a CLARK KENT? The amount of disrespect is unreal.

Listen here, wannabes: My boi Clark is 240 lbs of PURE KANSAS BEEF trained from a young age by Ma Kent to Love and Respect women as the Intelligent, Independent beings they are.  He is shy rambling about tractors and casually moving the copy machine when my pen falls behind it and he would NEVER demand I be sexually or romantically interested just because he’s nice.

Y’all ain’t Clark Kent.

I have never hit the reblog button so damn fast.

“barely a Guy Gardner” is the sickest comics related burn I’ve heard to date. 

guy gardner at least tries to be less awful and some clowns can’t even do that

Honestly they are not even a Guy Gardner. At best they are a Patrick O'Brian.

Like these guys really be comparing theselves to Clark Kent when they look like this

And have the personality to match these looks.

Real talk: Plastic Man is also somebody who at least tries to be better.

Who they actually are is:  Hro Talak from the Justice League cartoon.

Feels possessive of fiance to the point of trying to force Shayera to renounce her feelings for somebody, views others outside of “his people” as expendable, and has a hardon for the military/police.

rendingrosencrantz:

Obie was a garbage person, but “TONY STARK WAS ABLE TO BUILD THIS!!! IN A CAVE!!! WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS!!!!” is such a mood

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seatrench:

Rhinopias eschmeyeri

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thepocetartist:

Barbara coming home early from a night of crime fighting to her dad on a date with Mob!boss Oswald :)

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eyeheartbugs:

Personal favorite tags on this photo set so far

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charlesoberonn:

Finally a prequel to the iconic image

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friendlyneighbourhoodcunt:

friendlyneighbourhoodcunt:

klubbhead:

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I have had 23 for over a month lmaoo

They disappeared once I reblogged this..

Tf??

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