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October 29 2017

US man who said he was stabbed for looking like neo-Nazi actually stabbed himself

godswerepoetsonce:

onlyblackgirl:

White people really out here stabbing themselves just to be racist. LMAOOO y’all so pathetic 

“Are you [one] of them neo-Nazi?”

Why do they always throw in some janky grammar to make it sound Black?

gothschizo:

*makes this post in a meme format so people will be tricked into reading it* can i get uhhhhhhh, complete reform of the psychiatric system by and for neurodivergent people that’s built on a foundation of patient autonomy and is actually accessible to the people it services

kazespook:

anguishboy:

incogniito:

A cough is just a crunchy breath

A yawn is just a boneless cough

why the fuck do these make sense???

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mystrothedefender:

mystrothedefender:

mystrothedefender:

I thought i was going to be ok this month, turns out thats totally not true and i have 0% of my rent.

Ok so i need money!

An explaination of this: my benefits were meant to finally come in today, after /3 months/ of waiting, but they didn’t, i called up and it turns out they got my f*cking account number wrong?!? and they need to wait for the money to go back to them before they can send it to the correct account, they told me this will take 1-2 weeks to happen… the problem is my rent is due IN 3 DAYS! I explained this to them but they say theres nothing they can do… so im screwed. I currently have only £40 in my account and i need £730 by thursday. My rent CANNOT be late again or we risk not being able to renew the tenancy at the end of next month and being made homeless.

If you feel you can help me out here please send what you can to my paypal @ fgcopping@gmail.com or donate using the links on my blog. Ill be able to pay you back once i get my benefits, just leave me a message saying so when you donate.

If you can help me thankyou so much, i honestly can’t thank you enough. This WILL be the last time i ask. If you can’t donate please Please reblog! I really need your help right now!

I still need £200. I’d appreciate direct paypal donations more because ones through the button on my blog take a charge 🙁

October 28 2017

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sex-and-metaphors:

flatluigi:

sitojaxa:

gaynxiety:

fictionalfix:

while checking for the umpteenth time whether Quiz Show is available online, I discovered that Netflix has something called Example Show

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it consists of a Netflix employee doing stuff outside HQ like

  • cartwheels
  • moonwalking while using his laptop
  • reciting passages from Julius Caesar
  • juggling

it has two seasons with two episodes each, all of which consist of the same eleven-minute video

if you have closed captions on, the entire video is captioned “there’s no crying in baseball!”

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You can also change the audio to English with commentary by A. Director, which is a man repeatedly saying “this is director’s commentary. this is directory’s commentary. this is director’s commentary”

there’s also a Spanish audio track that appears to be looped, but is much longer than one sentence. (I think it might be more Julius Caesar.)

there are three subtitle tracks; the “english” one just says “There’s no crying in baseball!” the entire time, the “spanish” one has actual subtitles in english, and the “portuguese” one has actual subtitles in french. this is so good

this is one hell of a fucking aesthetic

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mystrothedefender:

mystrothedefender:

mystrothedefender:

mystrothedefender:

mystrothedefender:

I thought i was going to be ok this month, turns out thats totally not true and i have 0% of my rent.

Ok so i need money!

An explaination of this: my benefits were meant to finally come in today, after /3 months/ of waiting, but they didn’t, i called up and it turns out they got my f*cking account number wrong?!? and they need to wait for the money to go back to them before they can send it to the correct account, they told me this will take 1-2 weeks to happen… the problem is my rent is due IN 3 DAYS! I explained this to them but they say theres nothing they can do… so im screwed. I currently have only £40 in my account and i need £730 by thursday. My rent CANNOT be late again or we risk not being able to renew the tenancy at the end of next month and being made homeless.

If you feel you can help me out here please send what you can to my paypal @ fgcopping@gmail.com or donate using the links on my blog. Ill be able to pay you back once i get my benefits, just leave me a message saying so when you donate.

If you can help me thankyou so much, i honestly can’t thank you enough. This WILL be the last time i ask. If you can’t donate please Please reblog! I really need your help right now!

I havent had any donations yet. Please keep reblogging. Please help me out.

Now i only need £450!

I still need £450 and my rent is late 😟

I’ve had had a couple of direct debits go out that id forgotten about but im now down to only needing £200!

intellectual420:

when ur in geography class but u don’t know what’s happening

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October 27 2017

hyrude:

why are non-offensive moves even an option in pokemon?? im here to kick ass. have fun wasting a turn with your swords dance mirror shield whatever the fuck while i beat the shit out of you. hope you can still enjoy that raised sp attack stat in poke-hell

tearlessrain:

One of the best things about Gimli going to Valinor is the way it happened. Like if he’d been invited to go along on one of the swan boats by Galadriel or something that would be reasonable, still completely unheard of but it makes sense that someone like her could talk the Valar into letting him in. But no, he goes with freaking Legolas. Legolas, who was eloquently described in one post as “the baby gay dudebro redneck of the elves.” Legolas, who missed all the boats to Valinor because he was running around having adventures, and then when he decided to finally go, having never seen the ocean in his life, went “I’ll just build my own boat how hard can it be” and presumably just showed up to Valinor 15 decades late on what I like to imagine was a barely seaworthy disaster of a boat and some random dwarf in tow like “this is fine right?” in the ugliest Sindarin accent ever to grace its white shores.

The implication being that the Valar, when confronted with this situation, all shrugged wearily and said “sure, why not.”

October 26 2017

boobiemom:

fyeahpokemoncreepypasta:

atrius97:

gudroo:

ask-oncies-jizz:

ask-oncies-jizz:

remember the mirage island shit in pokemon r/s/e how fucked was that nonsense

you had to talk to an old man once per day. then the game would generate 2 random number bytes. those bytes would have to both match the also random and unseeable personality values of one of your party pokemon. assuming you had a full party of 6 that was roughly a 1/10000 chance. thats rarer than finding a shiny. and this wasn’t once per random encounter this was once per day. this was the only way to find liechi berries and get gold pokeblocks

this literally sounds like some fake forum post from 2004 but it was 100% real they really put this in the game un fucking believable

between this, feebas, and the regis im beginning to think the fucking riddler played a part in the development of r/s/e

For those who are unaware, Feebas could only be found in one location by fishing in a pool of water. However there are 400 tiles of water, and only 6 random tiles will allow you to fish up a Feebas. These tiles are randomly generated when you begin the game so they differ between all other players.

The Regi’s, (Regirock, Regice and Registeel), all had a puzzle to unlock their domain. Written in Brallie, in some hidden caves. The puzzles required you to:

Find the Pokemon Relicanth and Wailord and have them in the first and last slots of your party. (In Emerald version these instructions were reversed, Wailord first, Relicanth last.) This unlocks the other 3 puzzles.

For Regice: Wait 2 minutes with the game on without moving your player. (In Emerald the instructions had you run a lap of the room while touching the outer wall.)

For Regirock: The instructions had you move right twice, then down twice, then have a pokemon use the move Strength. (In Emerald it was left twice, down twice and then Rock Smash instead.)

For Registeel: Walk to the center of the room and have a Pokemon use the move Fly, which is a move that would usually let you fast travel around the map, and doesn’t work indoors except for this one single puzzle room. (In Emerald Version, they had you use the move Flash instead.)

Footnote: There was also a misprint in the original Ruby Sapphire Guidebook which showed the Pokemon Trapinch as having no evolutions, making the Vibrava and Flygon unobtainable to those who didn’t accidentally levelup Trapinch until it evolved seemingly for no reason.

R/S/E were scarier than most creepypasta.

That comment about The Riddler having a hand in making these games, the puzzle ridiculousness didn’t stop there. Because there WAS a Riddler IN GAME.

On Route 110, on the end closest to Slateport, there was a house to the left of Cycling Road called the Trick House. Inside this house, an older man lived, who called himself the Trick Master.

This guy, upon walking in, seems invisible, but is just hiding. There are several random locations he can be hiding in, although these locations were set for everyone, but changed every time you returned. If you manage to find the man, he’ll then disappear into the deep pits of his hell house and say “COME FIND ME AT THE END” and then you had to traverse through eight different puzzles, each one unlocking after a new badge was obtained.

Now here’s where it gets crazier because three out of eight of these will require HMs. Puzzle #1 requires Cut. Puzzle #2 required Rock Smash, and #3 required Strength. But to make this WORSE, Rock Smash isn’t given to you by any significant character. It was given to you by an npc inside of a house in Mauville City on the southeast corner of the city. If you didn’t find him, you could never progress because Rock Smash is required to reach the next city, as well as many other locations, including Mirage Tower on Route 111.


And speaking of that neat but fucked up place! Another puzzle would be the return to Sky Pillar, and the visit to Mirage Tower. Mirage tower was Emerald only, but acted as training for Sky Pillar. Sky Pillar was a location in R/S/E where you could go to find Rayquaza at level 70 either post game (R/S) or after the Sootopolis Incident with Kyogre and Groudon (Emerald). Mirage Tower was a tower located on Route 111 that appeared only once in the game, the first time you visit it after getting the Goggles from your rival and friend. 

Now what is so upsetting about these places? The fucking floors. At many segments throughout the towers’ floors have cracks in them. To get over them, you had to ride your Mach Bike at max speed and if you stopped, slowed down, or hit a wall while still on a cracked tile, you fell to the first (or previous) floor. The patterns and difficulty of each cracked floor increases as you go up. One example of this is the 2nd floor for Mirage Tower, which forces you to go through the whole room at max speed without stopping or else you failed, and requires sharp turns.

For Sky Pillar, well… look at this and tell me this isn’t the devil’s work.


YET ANOTHER PUZZLE! Was Shoal Cave. At predetermined times a day, every six hours (YES THIS STOPPED WORKING IF YOUR INTERNAL BATTERY STOPPED WORKING), the tide will shift. Because of this, half of the cave is unavailable during either time of this. If your schedule didn’t match up with the time frame, you’re SOL.

The entrance room at the different times.


AND FINALLY, FOR MY LAST INPUT! Remember how you needed both Relicanth and Wailord to get the Regis? Well that isn’t the whole of it. Routes 132, 133, and 134, where you go to GET to that place, were almost totally covered in tide tiles. Long story short, you had to Surf going west from Pacifilog and had to follow a very specific path which took several tries to remember. And if you failed to get the right path? YOU ENDED UP IN SLATEPORT! WHERE YOU HAD TO FLY ALL THE WAY BACK AND TRY AGAIN! Look at THIS shit and say that isn’t some Riddler shit.

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virgoassbitch:

cobaltdays:

*sticks my bare ass in a sewer opening* oh no I sure hope no demon clown tries to eat my a

I’m on hold with time warner cable getting my WiFi shut off because this post was the last straw for me

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wrangletangle:

morgynleri:

the-last-hair-bender:

poplitealqueen:

thatadhdfeel:

“WOW IM SO GLAD MY DOCTOR TOLD ME ABOUT THIS” SAID NONE OF US EVER

“full, major depression”

“impressive, instantaneous rage at the person or situation responsible for causing the pain”

Aha-hahaa, good thing I’m not one for impressive, instantaneous rage or full, major depression! Right, peeps?

Aha…

….. Oh good.

Fuck.

(Both. I deal with both internalized and externalized, depending on where in the hormonal cycle things are. Add one more thing to the list of reasons to show a doctor about why I have a fairly firm idea on what shit my brain is doing.)

Hey guys, old(er) lady with ADD here, with some tips for dealing with internalized and externalized pain caused by rejection, failure, frustration, bullying, or other overwhelming negative stimuli. Because it is real and so, so debilitating. Most of us deal with both types of reactions, so I’ll cover both. Solutions rely on recognizing the problem, though I think that’s easier sometimes with the internalized than the externalized, because you have more time to parry the emotion before the fallout. But with good prep work and practice, you can reduce the impact of both types.

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You Won't Believe Who Was Spotting Leaving Wayne Manor Last Night!

shiisiln:

gotham-clickbait:

Next Up: Are Bruce Wayne And Batman Secretly Dating?

Please give me the fic where Bruce Wayne is forced to make it look like he’s having an affair with his own alter ego, just to keep his secret identity safe.

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ellie-the-smiling-samoyed:

I let her have the little bit of peanutbutter that was left. She looked at me like I gave her the world.

insomniac-arrest:

me as kid: magical girls are pretty and good! They look cute and fight evil!

Teen Years: the magical girl genre is stupid and pointless, the characters are flat, girly and solve everything with “heart.” I don’t know I wasn’t just watching DBZ or something the whole time

me now: magical girls are pretty and good! (And continue to be a genre that largely focuses on depicting healthy female friendship and empowering young protagonists to overcome obstacles through their own abilities- whether it be kindness or compassion; there are usually many girls that are depicted as important and varied- something you won’t see in other TV) They look cute and fight evil!

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weavemama:

I CHOKED ON MY WATER SSJJSSJDHDHSKSJ

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beigency:

another reason why twitter gives me life

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